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PROGRESSIVE SUMMER JOBS TOUR

06/14/11
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Earlier this year, the CPC put forward their own federal budget proposal that raises taxes on the rich and corporations (as well as ends the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan) and plows the increased revenues into new education, health care and other middle class-focused domestic spending.

That's the kind of government Americans want, Grijalva said.

The stops will feature members of the CPC sitting down with workers to hear about the employment situation and how it can be improved. Some events will be town halls, some will be rallies, some will be hearings and all will be open to the public. The caucus has been planning the tour in secret for months, and say that it could help shift the focus back to job creation and away from the federal bottom line.

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CERTIFICATE OF COMPLETION

06/14/11
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I only eat at the better cafeterias that offer Certificates of Completion upon finishing everything on my tray, including roll and beet plate.

If they to keep your business, they'll print valuable coupons on the back as well.

Morning Constitutional 06/14/11

06/14/11
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Jimmy the Bricklayer flooded his back yard in the hopes of attracting large savanna animals during the night. He created a watering hole for wild Zebra. Unfortunately he resided in Eastpointe, MI without color TV. All of the wild Zebras and Tiger Bears had been eaten by local religious zealots or gotten desk jobs in Toledo. Jimmy’s watering hole grew stagnant and dark. The only drinking from it was done by the feeble-minded boy who lived next door. The construction and constant refilling of the watering hole was quite expensive and finally took its toll on Jimmy. Well we’ve all seen the headlines. The Cement truck company has plenty of insurance and the Zoo has taken up a collection to repair the walls. Ultimately minor concerns. Despite his hopes, only a few large animals...

Face Oil

06/13/11
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Having a difficult time picking a wall paper pattern that matches my face oil sheen. I wouldn't say I have a quite olive pallor but it's definitely got a green twinge to it. Conflicting with that is my desire for a curdled-blood red motif for the entire room.

The wall paper must not clash with my face oil as I plan on returning to my study each evening and wiping my face against at least two walls as part of my meditation program. And I consume a lot of olives and salted fish all day.

Which are revolting to my friends and coworkers.

And leave your face dripping in poisonous oil.

MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 06/13/11

06/13/11
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This morning I shaved off my two week beard. As I shaved, I collected each little hair and arranged them onto a specially prepared cardboard template. It features a line-drawing of my face with the beard line left empty. Using a glue stick, I made the beard area sticky and recreated the beard's shape and thickness. Once done, I neatly wrote the date, day, temperature and humidity and lucky number trio on the forehead area. Then reusing a plastic produce bag from a local grocer, I bagged it, tied it tight and placed it into file cabinet drawer 8.

If all goes well, thousands of years from now, scientists will be able to recreate my beard onto any ugly or hairless baby or cantaloupe they've elected ruler.

Immortality through grooming.