Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
I taped multiple 9 volt batteries to my thighs and found that running in a circle clockwise decreases my affinity for upholstered walls. Running counter-clockwise brought me back to blogging. I will use this space to bring you the latest updates on the vitamins and supplements you need. Especially in these Troubled Times.
The vaccine didn’t work.
I still feel everything.
This is an excerpt.
A thin man with white hair just gave me this disc. He then began crying and started mumbling about The Jesuits. His name was Capt Crunch.
