V Man.

There were some good candies in that bowl.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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  • V, you are one of the best looking Ace Frehley’s i have ever seen! can i have some of that candy?

  • V’s Ace Frehley makeup puts me in mind of the time I corn-holed the Medicine Woman of Pottawatamie County. She wore a black and silver gown and a turquoise encrusted tiarra.

    It was a crisp autumn evening back in ’57. Such a sweet rotund woman with plenty of folds to fondle and enjoy. I assure you, dear readers, absolutely nothing compares to the unbridled bliss of porkin’ a portly princess under a prairie moon serenaded by the cacophonic crooning of countless coyotes in heat.

    Even to this day many folks mistake me for an albino due to my pale complexion. But I’m tellin’ ya, all ethnicity aside, that night the Medicine Woman of Pottawatamie County undoubtedly made a red man out of me, if ya know what I mean… and I think that you do.

    Thanks, V, for helping an old man remember where his member has been so many many many moons ago.