DEPT: Blog

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ALSO THE OCCASIONAL RECIPE.
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Thought Prevention

MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL
This is America, goddamnit, the last thing you want to be caught doing is thinking Long Term. Your chief concern is the next quarter, if that.
But these thoughts of tomorrow often burrow in past our defenses. To guard against them it’s a good idea to surround yourself with three or four air-pop popcorn makers running on high. The raw seed is cheap, invest in extension cords and bowls.
You’ll also want one of the servants to cut off both your hands.

Beef Tenderloin

NIGHTCAP
Word is he’s got the gallbladder disease. I figured as much what with his eyes going yellow for thirteen days.
On account of his unique bird-like DNA, though, conventional meducine won’t solve it. Doc says they’re gonna have to drill.
Well as long as it’s not on the new carpet. Ok then. I’ll run the air pump.

FIREFOX Nav Bar Problem

The top navigation bar of this site appears shifted down too low in the Firefox browser. Looking at the CSS, I can’t figure out how to solve this problem without upsetting the design in other browsers.
Anyone got any ideas?