You will encounter certain people in life who refuse to put any kind of reasonable effort into whatever job you may be working on together. They will also resent your extra effort and commitment. They will undercut and undermine your efforts and ridicule the very notion of dedication and hard work at every opportunity.

What these walking shits fail to recognize is that quality, engaging, and robust miniature golf courses do not build themselves. They do not maintain themselves. The cement elephant will not paint itself pink each spring. The candles in the giant skull don’t relight on their own after each thunderstorm.

These details take discipline to achieve and maintain. These are the details and polish that set your miniature golf course apart from Uncle Walley’s backyard affair with the upside down wheel barrel and overflowing drainage ditch. The extra effort it takes to make your miniature golf course a destination point for people driving in from Ohio is the extra effort that put a McDonald’s on the moon. The ignorant, worthless shits will bask in its glory but will hate you because they lack the ability to truly achieve in the roadside attraction arena.

Never miss an opportunity to tell their children their DNA is diseased.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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