Let’s review the Pros and Cons of Amusement Park management:
- PRO: You’re in charge of an amusement park
- CON: Your employees are certain to hate you, including those skilled at throwing knives
- PRO: You choose which cartoon animal best represents the way new rides make your gut feel
- CON: You’re ultimately responsible for emptying the lost children pen
- PRO: You get to try on all newly acquired mascot costumes in the privacy of your mobile home
- CON: Convincing the local Indian tribe your porta-john corral honors their burial grounds
- PRO: You’re trusted with the cotton candy recipe
- CON: You get paid in ferris wheel rides
- PRO: The bearded lady looks past your facial scars
- CON: You’re in charge of an amusement park
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