CIVILTY! ORDER! There's no need for so many open umbrellas indoors. Let your arguments stand on their own. Theatricality, car batteries, and raw eggs have no place in the Patent Office.

CIVILTY! ORDER! There’s no need for so many open umbrellas indoors. Let your arguments stand on their own. Theatricality, car batteries, and raw eggs have no place in the Patent Office.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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  • What about raw batteries that have an egg-like tendency toward car-based theatricality?