“It's an inflatable, cartoon football player. It's colorful. He's a quarterback. Had to get it. You can put him on the front lawn or back lawn. We keep him up all season. We're doing our part.”

I'm going to let that just hang there, in the air, so you can confront it.

Then I'm going to bring it down to earth with this:

“And he's got a light. He lights up. Right there in the head.”

America has decided: This Is The Way Forward.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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