Barber Chair Reintegration Specialist. That's what I do. That's what I am. I help former Barber Chairs who've gotten tired of or have otherwise renounced “the game” rejoin the company of other chairs. At dinner tables, on board buses, in some of our better theatres, wherever chairs congregate, I help these hulking, rigged-up, rusted spin piles find their place with the others.
I sent a barber chair, 76 model, to live with a family of benches in Mormon Utah. Took three weeks and a call from the Governor. But I did it.
Since I was a boy I've enjoyed placing furniture in close proximity to other, like furniture. Still do.