Oh I got so much going on. So many things, so many things. The TV Show, the sitcom, this movie/reality project. A signature line of little plastic trees. Jarred screams of the damned. In these jars- I have a friend who goes down into this cave in Romania, and he, he, yes he takes the jars and gathers up their screams. All the yelling and agony, it's – it's a whole thing. I don't know, I don't, it's on the website. Yes. Where it all–

All of this is coming together. I have everything in place, I will have everything in place. All of it. The greeting service that wishes happy birthday to strangers. And my concert film. We have to film the ending and my friend has just gone through a kidnapping, an ordeal and he, now, he holds the camera. It all gets combined. One package. Quality entertainment.

That's it. That's all it is.

And those PAID THANK YOU stickers they put on milk jugs at the grocery store. I have a garage filled with them. Forty thousand. Yes. It's just. It's…you know. Yes.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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