Roland went to the mountain and returned with a huge boulder. He pushed it all the way back, across three time zones.

“Every man is entitled to defend himself. They can't get within 50 feet of me.”

Roland hasn't seen his parents in years. They doted on his brother with the misshapen ear. Roland was left to play with chains out behind the garage.

“Get out. I won't drive with a pussy.”

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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