NIGHTCAP 08/08/11

Inappropriate uses of Priority Mail service include but are not limited to:

Screaming obscenities into the box, quickly sealing it, sending it to the TV personality that inspired your rage.

Turning the boxes inside out in a vain attempt at time travel.

Sending thousands of ants to your step-sister in Portland.

Mailing hugs to lepers.

Creating an inferiority complex in the remaining majority of your unsent letters and documents.

Drought relief.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

One Response to “NIGHTCAP 08/08/11”

  1. Maddie 08/08/11 at 8:59 pm #

    Mailing half-eaten roadkill to perfect strangers in an attempt to spread awareness of the dangers of driving.

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