And what are we filling our days with? Dog washing. Dog counting. Piling up on dogs in neat piles near the house. Arranging dogs in such a manner as to build a house out of brick-shaped dogs. DOG-BASED MATHEMATICS! DOG-INSPIRED LITERATURE! DEVELOPING ALLERGIES TO NEW BREEDS OF DOG AS THEY ARE CREATED BY UNCARING, MATERIALISTIC MAN!

And what are we filling our days with?

Dog washing. Dog counting. Piling up on dogs in neat piles near the house.

Arranging dogs in such a manner as to build a house out of brick-shaped dogs.

DOG-BASED MATHEMATICS! DOG-INSPIRED LITERATURE! DEVELOPING ALLERGIES TO NEW BREEDS OF DOG AS THEY ARE CREATED BY UNCARING, MATERIALISTIC MAN!

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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