MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 08/05/11

And what are we filling our days with?

Dog washing. Dog counting. Piling up on dogs in neat piles near the house.

Arranging dogs in such a manner as to build a house out of brick-shaped dogs.

DOG-BASED MATHEMATICS! DOG-INSPIRED LITERATURE! DEVELOPING ALLERGIES TO NEW BREEDS OF DOG AS THEY ARE CREATED BY UNCARING, MATERIALISTIC MAN!

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

One Response to “MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 08/05/11”

  1. Maddie Seidel 08/05/11 at 8:47 am #

    What an interesting hobby.

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