NIGHTCAP 05/23/11

We’ve seen Kermit the Frog ride a bicycle. Where do you go from there?

Eventually the quest for more leads you to become the law-breaking CEO of a Coal Mining Company that pulverizes entire mountains so that the population at large can continue to post amusing hot dog photos on Tumblr.

How did that frog ride a bike? He doesn’t have ears. How does he balance?

Pondering some mysteries will pulverize your mind. Each clue makes the mind work harder, the soul burn more fuel. There is no relief. The water isn’t supposed to make you thirstier! It’s supposed to make you clean! The water is not supposed to speak the words of all that ever lived every time you dip under to touch your toes in the pool to make sure they still belong to you.

Kermit didn’t even wear shoes on that bike. He had no fear of stubbed toes.


About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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