You better move that trampoline. We need to mow that area. It’s getting to be a real snake pit under there. Real dangerous. This whole yard is a wreck. I don’t care about the metal stakes or the netting frame, just move it. You got babies, you can’t have a snake pit like that.

Get this dog away from me!

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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