What we’ve come to realize is that wiping the slate clean is needed and necessary. Nothing else works. So with that in mind I’m going to spend the rest of the decade signing the name Ronald Altonburg. I will accompany this new persona with turtle necks all year long.

React as you will. Ronald A. hasn’t any time for your judgement.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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