THEY WANT SANDWICHES

They want Ice Cream Sandwiches! When are you going to wake up and realize that they do not care about your dessert preferences. They will take your Ice Cream Sandwiches. They will unplug your freezer and cut up your Preferred Shopper Card. They will make it impossible for you and your family to enjoy cookies and iced cream in a single bite on a hot July Day.

THEY WANT A CIVIL WAR AND THEY WILL HAVE A CIVIL WAR AND IT WILL NOT BE FOUGHT IN THE CEREAL AISLE.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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