MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL 03/26/11

Imagine with me for a moment, a world with inexhaustible supplies of pudding and yogurt products. With Cinnamon and Whipped Toppings for all, regardless of national origin. Permanently-assigned spoons with your names etched into the handle. Smiles from the Honey Bears and Salutes from the Chocolate Pigs. Paradise.

Such a world is within our reach. In our lifetime. With our technology, our understanding, our compassion and our will, we can bring about such deserved desserts.

AND BIBS! We’ll each have bibs so as not to muss our novelty tees!

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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