The ultimate goal is stacking bricks as neatly and cleanly and evenly and quickly as possible. This is strictly an amateur pursuit. There's no money to be made because society does not value a job well done. You will create 8 equal stacks each morning and photograph the results. Discretely number the prints on their back, clean side. Pencil in your initials and mail the entire affair to my unaffiliated PO Box in Saline. You will never receive feedback of any kind. Ever. Continue stacking bricks in this manner, followed by generous naps, for as long as your legs hold out. I will be walking in circles in the yard. If asked, the servants will report me missing.

The ultimate goal is stacking bricks as neatly and cleanly and evenly and quickly as possible. This is strictly an amateur pursuit. There’s no money to be made because society does not value a job well done.

You will create 8 equal stacks each morning and photograph the results. Discretely number the prints on their back, clean side. Pencil in your initials and mail the entire affair to my unaffiliated PO Box in Saline. You will never receive feedback of any kind. Ever. Continue stacking bricks in this manner, followed by generous naps, for as long as your legs hold out.

I will be walking in circles in the yard. If asked, the servants will report me missing.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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