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The ultimate goal is stacking bricks as neatly and cleanly and evenly and quickly as possible. This is strictly an amateur pursuit. There’s no money to be made because society does not value a job well done. You will create 8 equal stacks each morning and photograph the results. Discretely number the prints on their back, clean side. Pencil in your initials and mail the entire affair to my unaffiliated PO Box in Saline. You will never receive feedback of any kind. Ever. Continue stacking bricks in this manner, followed by generous naps, for as long as your legs hold out. I will be walking in circles in the yard. If asked, the servants will report me missing.
Google isn’t listening and watching me through my computer. I love my computer. It would never turn against me. It’s me and this computer AND NO ONE ELSE! NO ONE! I will boycott you, Alex! I will boycott your sponsors and your channels! You have hurt the Constitution! You have been revealed for the Kremlin controlled monster double-triple-agent you are! Google has those vans out there to protect me!
Garrett with a memorable story about drinking and driving.
Garrett and best friend Chris Zin explain Garrett’s embezzlement charge from his Speedway Gas Station job.