The Mountains.
Singular Purpose

V has great strength and wisdom, incredible foresight and amazing taste in belts. Behind all of his worldly success, though, is Instinct. It is pure. It is often bloody. It is highly reactive at room temperature. V can place his hand onto what appears to be an ordinary wall and discern details about kidnappings and magic shows that happened in that room over 80 years ago.

He can then, through sheer will, reach his arm through the wall – THROUGH THE SOLID WALL – and pull back real objects weighing up to 18 ounces. His instinct then tells him which objects to crush and which to save for later.

V has the strength of 20 men! I’ve seen it! And the only thing guiding this force, aside from special metal underpants, is Instinct. And possibly cement he may have eaten. That’s it!

And God Help You if you cross it. Because although V knows mercy he will not show it in front of his duck.


Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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