Well the first thing you should know is that now, everyone is Spanish. If not in name, then in spirit. By that I mean little mustaches.
Nobody saw it coming, and you won’t either. But they took over pretty much everything. It’s not that bad. Turns out they have pretty much the same kind of candy bars we had in America, just with fancier packaging.
Also, Nebraska is now just a giant swimming hole. The entire state. Follows the map outline and everything. But there’s no lifeguard on duty, so, you know. Be careful.