YOU ARE BLESSED

It is a privilege to stand here holding these Canadian Pennies. AN HONOR INDEED.
Never know when we might need you to swallow all 740 of them. There are a lot of people depending on you and those steady hands.

There are thousands of men each hour that go to their graves having never tasted such freedom. And there’s a reward awaiting you for such service. Oh yes. After 51 more minutes we’ll be taking away your shoes.

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About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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