It is a privilege to stand here holding these Canadian Pennies. AN HONOR INDEED.
Never know when we might need you to swallow all 740 of them. There are a lot of people depending on you and those steady hands.
There are thousands of men each hour that go to their graves having never tasted such freedom. And there’s a reward awaiting you for such service. Oh yes. After 51 more minutes we’ll be taking away your shoes.