It is a privilege to stand here holding these Canadian Pennies. AN HONOR INDEED.
Never know when we might need you to swallow all 740 of them. There are a lot of people depending on you and those steady hands.

There are thousands of men each hour that go to their graves having never tasted such freedom. And there’s a reward awaiting you for such service. Oh yes. After 51 more minutes we’ll be taking away your shoes.


About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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