Hard Facts Candies

MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL

Hard Facts Candies cover the full spectrum. The red ones taste like mortality. The blue taste like long Comcast branch office lobby waiting lines.

Green tastes like the necessity of renewing your real estate license because the novel still hasn’t sold.

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About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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