HD LAB ENTRY #119: Research

Why would somebody make something like this?

Why would somebody make something like this?

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.


12 Responses to “HD LAB ENTRY #119: Research”

  1. anders 09/15/06 at 4:09 am #

    Wow.. Pure AWESOMENESS!!

  2. senior juan carlos 09/15/06 at 5:29 am #

    I’m grabbing my stomach
    making sure i didn”t bust something open
    from amusement,
    the lighting, and sound and it goes without saying but i’ll type it anyway
    “the performance”
    are gripping with authoritorial atonement.
    What are your conclusions from such ferocius molds?
    AH! Perhaps the file is confidential.
    As I once was.
    Good Day sir!

  3. Trevor 09/15/06 at 8:49 am #

    He’ll moo! Sooner or later, they all moo!!!!!!!

  4. Capt. I.B. Lurken 09/15/06 at 3:10 pm #

    I just thank the Lord in Heaven we weren’t forced to witness Prof. Weagel choke his danglin’ chicken! But
    – God help me – I will be forever traumatized by beholding him beat his beef.

  5. ZuDfunck 09/15/06 at 3:53 pm #

    The mercury in Lake St Clair has seeped into your basement! Evacuate!

  6. quirk 09/15/06 at 6:45 pm #

    After returning to the herd, her friends asked her where she was taken, but she never spoke of that day again.

  7. David 09/16/06 at 12:41 pm #

    It’s the spinach. Isnt it. Go easy there.

  8. Jen 09/17/06 at 9:44 pm #

    Please, P’ofessor, can I have another?

  9. André 09/18/06 at 12:03 pm #

    This reminds me of… (quote)

    Animals that are raised in horrible nightmarish torture-like chambers where they are enclosed in a cage 2 ft by 2 ft by 2 ft from birth till death. They are plugged into giant machines, and they have tubes extending into 5 different orifices of their bodies where they are given nutrients, chemicals, food, antibiotics, and one tube which takes the waste from the animal and feeds it back into its mouth.

    But seriously, I think today’s research was about sustainability in the American cattle industry.

  10. wo7 09/19/06 at 9:15 pm #

    I know. Your doing research for Bush’s position on the treatment of prisioners.

  11. W.O.( in Oblivion, OK ) 10/02/06 at 10:02 am #

    October is time for a new show.

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