Why would somebody make something like this?

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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  • I’m grabbing my stomach
    making sure i didn”t bust something open
    from amusement,
    the lighting, and sound and it goes without saying but i’ll type it anyway
    “the performance”
    are gripping with authoritorial atonement.
    What are your conclusions from such ferocius molds?
    AH! Perhaps the file is confidential.
    As I once was.
    Good Day sir!

  • I just thank the Lord in Heaven we weren’t forced to witness Prof. Weagel choke his danglin’ chicken! But
    – God help me – I will be forever traumatized by beholding him beat his beef.

  • After returning to the herd, her friends asked her where she was taken, but she never spoke of that day again.

  • This reminds me of… (quote)

    Animals that are raised in horrible nightmarish torture-like chambers where they are enclosed in a cage 2 ft by 2 ft by 2 ft from birth till death. They are plugged into giant machines, and they have tubes extending into 5 different orifices of their bodies where they are given nutrients, chemicals, food, antibiotics, and one tube which takes the waste from the animal and feeds it back into its mouth.

    But seriously, I think today’s research was about sustainability in the American cattle industry.