Caller you're on the air:

Yes, I was interested in those prostate tablets you're offering.

Once again, we are not affiliated with that organization, if you'd like to--

My concern is the color of the pills themselves-

Caller we're going to have to move on--

I'm already taking a number of blood thinners.

East of the Rockies, you're on with Kenny Young.

Let me just clear this up:

I really don't have a time machine, nor do I possess the technology to make one.

SPECIAL GUEST VILLAIN: Advanced Orthodontics

The kids win their freedom through the power of rap, then celebrate their victory by stealing a pirate ship and crashing it into an ocean liner.

The trouble is, I don't care to memorize the names of all your pet snakes. I don't want to learn them, I don't want to know where they went to school, I don't care about which diseases they got from your brother and which they got on their own. I've already shown I care to the others. It's all come to nothing. I won't fake it for you.
 
Your fascination with reptiles is yours. I'll worry about my surgeries and we'll just agree to paint our rooms different colors and be done with it.
 
– another preview from my upcoming “The Quarter Machine Bride”

Her rage burned hotter than Satan's fury. There would be no more coloring contests that year.