The trouble is, I don't care to memorize the names of all your pet snakes. I don't want to learn them, I don't want to know where they went to school, I don't care about which diseases they got from your brother and which they got on their own. I've already shown I care to the others. It's all come to nothing. I won't fake it for you.


Your fascination with reptiles is yours. I'll worry about my surgeries and we'll just agree to paint our rooms different colors and be done with it.


another preview from my upcoming “The Quarter Machine Bride”

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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