Nightcap 03/17/13

According to my Old Farmer's Almanac, far distant future generations will be very happy we invested so much into play room ball pit technology.
Whole lot of people around here are heading into bathrooms and deciding they don't want to leave them. They've had enough of it all and just want someplace warm and safe where they can wait things out that also has adequate drainage. Local police are employing large sticks in their dislodgment efforts.

Nightcap 03/16/13

Loudly calling for your enemies' destruction during grace before a large family meal is not only acceptable here, but expected. If you can do so while pounding the table and making growling noises, all the better. Yes, God already knows your desires, He doesn't care; it is your family that must be purified and united. Make of them one mind: revenge, destruction and heated wieners.
Goddamnit, none of this makes any sense.

Nightcap 03/13/13

I’ve written a new song about the Zoning Board of Appeals. I will be visiting various hot topic blogs and posting the lyrics in their entirety in all active comment sections. I will conclude my posting with the smiley face wearing a construction hat while whistling icon. I will also write a song about eating pancakes outdoors but the rhymes will be difficult.