Loudly calling for your enemies' destruction during grace before a large family meal is not only acceptable here, but expected. If you can do so while pounding the table and making growling noises, all the better. Yes, God already knows your desires, He doesn't care; it is your family that must be purified and united. Make of them one mind: revenge, destruction and heated wieners.

Goddamnit, none of this makes any sense.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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