Only three days until the Cowboy-Boot-a-thon!

The roller skates have no key. The yellow tub is bleeding. The crayons have all lined up for more.Somewhere an asparagus cries. That most hated of vegetable. It’s time for the toasters to earn their keep. And they must do so right in front of everyone.
Save it or spend it, that’s what I know to be true.

In preparation of our annual conference in June this is the OFFICIAL CALL FOR PAPERS ON TRAP DOORS and TRAP DOOROLOGY. Presenters will be given a maximum of 90 minutes and up to three queen-sized mattresses for demonstration purposes.

Thank You.