The roller skates have no key. The yellow tub is bleeding. The crayons have all lined up for more.
Somewhere an asparagus cries. That most hated of vegetable. It’s time for the toasters to earn their keep. And they must do so right in front of everyone.

Save it or spend it, that’s what I know to be true.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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