Republicans outlawed balloons. Yes they did. You know why? Because they’re assholes, that’s why. Assholes.
DEPT: Blog
THIS IS THE BLOG OF THE HUMAN DOG.
THIS IS IMPORTANT EVIDENCE OF THE END OF THE WORLD.
ALSO THE OCCASIONAL RECIPE.
THANK YOU.
Right there on the cake it says it, right there, in icing: “You’re Going to Jail.”
Ok. But get a picture first.
If enough of us are hopeless wrecks, we can probably get a discount at the buffet.
Skidmore Electrical Hygiene Academy – Class of 88.
Other Tongues, Other Flesh. Element 115. The Alien Jigsaw: Research Supplement.
Make everything foldable. You want to prevent embarrassment. In yourself and your pets.
Goats? All we got is goats!
We’re asking you to perform your duties from up in that tree. Otherwise everything’s the same.
I spent all day tying this piano to the wall.
YOU HEAR THAT, GOD?!
ALL DAY!
He was caught running all the markers dry, right there on the sidewalk, in front of a store full of teenagers. And now they’re ruined. Ruined for life. Think of the families affected. They’ll have to re-stage all those family portraits for starters, or at least replace the spoiled child’s head with a sticker of an appliance or properly-shaped piece of furniture.
Needless hassle.
This is the one who doubted the entire additional cheese process — careful, he has a broom.
You want forty mattresses? I can make that happen.