We’ve reached the TV EndGame. It’s time to paper our laps.
DEPT: Blog
THIS IS THE BLOG OF THE HUMAN DOG.
THIS IS IMPORTANT EVIDENCE OF THE END OF THE WORLD.
ALSO THE OCCASIONAL RECIPE.
THANK YOU.
Real, meaningful interaction with other people’s dinner.
If I can just work up enough anger at this aquarium, we might get this legislation passed.
Local definition of freedom: Throwing old music textbooks in the river.
W. H. Auden: Man of letters and body slams.
Tomorrow is the day they unveil the mysterious 27th letter of the alphabet. That’s why I’m setting out these chairs.
You can never un-buy an ice cream truck.
And if this doesn’t fix it?
We’re returning your brother.
If you journey far enough into oblivion you’ll first encounter a lot of those foil novelty stickers. Then it’s like 4000 years of pharmacy waiting areas.
Sorry — **SPOILER ALERT**
26 BitCoin for White Lady Egg.
You get to pick yer prize: beets or onions. But I get to watch.
Government's cutting back on Saturdays this fall.