What do you make of a population that chooses to shoot itself in the head at every critical juncture over the last 30 years, then has the audacity to complain about their predicament? Stupid white suburbanites have dedicated themselves to the wholesale dismantlement of a Major American city - in the name of progress, no less! - for the entirety of their adult lives. Across all political parties and backgrounds, decisions were made about land use, mass transit, guided by paranoia, greed, gluttony and hatred. And then they turn around and are shocked to discover they are regarded as a joke by the rest of the world. The response? Local radio gives us self-righteous racist shitheads bragging, once again, that they aren't responsible for anything or anyone outside their own immediate appetites...
Author - Chris Weagel
Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.
What we’re dealing with is Frogs Dressed as Men. No two ways about it. Little wigs, tiny pants, special shoes for their grotesque feet. And they expect to be treated as men. As equals!
Never mind their lack of lips, denying them the power of speech. They’re here in huge numbers and will not waiver. I’d ask the Lord for help, but I suspect he may be behind this.
I need a Water Cannon. I cannot afford a Water Cannon. Well, I can afford a Water Cannon, I just cannot afford the Water Cannon I want. Which is a Water Cannon that isn't subject to the laws of gravity. And can grant wishes. Also, I'd like it to come in Slate Gray.
Let's have a frank discussion of sleeve length, yes? I feel things have gotten completely out of control.