I need a Water Cannon. I cannot afford a Water Cannon. Well, I can afford a Water Cannon, I just cannot afford the Water Cannon I want. Which is a Water Cannon that isn't subject to the laws of gravity. And can grant wishes. Also, I'd like it to come in Slate Gray.

I need a Water Cannon. I cannot afford a Water Cannon. Well, I can afford a Water Cannon, I just cannot afford the Water Cannon I want. Which is a Water Cannon that isn’t subject to the laws of gravity. And can grant wishes. Also, I’d like it to come in Slate Gray.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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