LATE AFTERNOON STOMACH CRUNCH

I need a Water Cannon. I cannot afford a Water Cannon. Well, I can afford a Water Cannon, I just cannot afford the Water Cannon I want. Which is a Water Cannon that isn’t subject to the laws of gravity. And can grant wishes. Also, I’d like it to come in Slate Gray.

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Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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