You’re not outside, you’re not digging a ditch, you’re not staring into the abyss. You got a good job. You can eat popcorn all day. People only look at you half the time while you do it. And they lack the expertise to properly evaluate you. YOU DON’T EVEN HAFTA SHUT YOUR MOUTH. LETTEM SEE YOUR GUMS! YOU GOTTA NO REASON TO HIDE THE BASE OF YOUR TEETHS! YOU CAN BUY A NEW HAMMER — SOMETHING FEW MEN CAN DO. FEW!!

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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