I know what it takes, Alex. I know that you're disappointed in me. My cheese folding technique let you down. I wasn't sufficient. You wanted the girl in the picture. I gave you a ghost.

I'm going to slide a few inches closer to you now. Don't pull on the restraints — they leave marks.

OK, now squeeze.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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