The legislature required each citizen to carry a harmonica on his person during daylight hours. That started back in the spring but wasn't actively enforced until about three weeks ago. (Local police bought a dinosaur, they're gonna use a dinosaur.) They want you to carry one at night too, but they also prefer you merge with an animal and walk around with a tail…and I just don't have time.
If you carry the harmonica you get chapped real quick. Starts on your arms and in some cases covers the whole neck.