Listen, on the business of these hard candies…

Can you feed them to ducks without them exploding?

The ducks, I mean. They've got to stay upright until I'm gone. I'm trying to get this grant…yeah, without changing my last name.

My last name? Motorcycle.

My last name is Motorcycle.

It's German.


Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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