It's been said it's not a proper Croquet game until you've first fallen down a flight of stairs.
And it has also been said a man cannot eat a helicopter without considerable regret. Now my knee has been troubling me for some time and if I could just get you to cup your hand around my left calf I'm going to push and that's it.
Oh there's a whipper.
Now, there, good. Tell me, now, how are the adoption rates in this city?