It's been said it's not a proper Croquet game until you've first fallen down a flight of stairs.

And it has also been said a man cannot eat a helicopter without considerable regret. Now my knee has been troubling me for some time and if I could just get you to cup your hand around my left calf I'm going to push and that's it.

Oh there's a whipper.

Now, there, good. Tell me, now, how are the adoption rates in this city?

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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