Immediately following roll call, while I still have you standing as gentlemen, I shall pass in front of you a shallow dish of lukewarm water. Any coins currently hiding under your tongues shall be deposited in a single spitting action. Those producing denominations exceeding a quarter will be deputized and sent into the showers in search of additional revenue.

Those presenting foreign currency will have their leisure activities reviewed.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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