I have 80 pairs of cowboy boots, strategically hidden throughout the house, filled with money. Primarily Canadian dollars but some Paraguayan guaraní too. You know, that money with the giraffe on it.

And I also have this nervous condition that turns my leg blue and fills me with shame.

Buying and posessing things will fill this void. Same effect you get from gym class and belittling others.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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