Nightcap 06/08/13

Roland DuBuque has a neck mole. He runs a liquor store he doesn't own. He's just purchased his 14th GMC Hummer.

“Nobody wants 'em. You can get 'em for parts, anything. I got a whole fleet. I paint 'em all orange. Safety.”

Roland guest lectures at Concealed/Carry classes and “lives the example.”

“This Comet ISON shit is bullshit. They all knew.”

Dialysis will see him through four more decades. Last of a breed.

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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