Everyone, all of us, in America were driven insane not too long ago. No one escaped. Newborns sleep beneath open, always-running laptop computers for the first thirteen months. It's all very efficient.

That's why we mock the Amish. Their only method for driving babies crazy involves involuntary beardings and potato-gluing their hands to bibles.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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