Nightcap 05/19/13

There are many opportunities in this great land for a young man to try his hand at, many careers that could help you find your fortune, many jobs you could enjoy for great success including:

  • Man Who Touches Stomach
  • Man With Boots
  • Electricity Spinner
  • Annointer of Woods
  • Man Who Draws Q
  • Step Counter
  • Balloon Inspection
  • Color Light Show Man
  • Brother of King
  • Happy Thought Boy
  • Magnet Chief
  • Secret Swallower
  • Man Who Holds Goose
  • Ambassador to Snakes
  • Juice Master
  • Zebra Stripe Painter
  • Shadow Trapper
  • Potion Taster
  • Microwave Oven

About Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn’t. He can’t stand that shit.

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