Yes you can legally adopt a metal shopping cart and raise it as your child. It was made legal as part of the helmet repeal law a few years back. Rather than shower love, devotion, time and resources on a needy human child, you can instead give that affection to an inanimate, cold, steel wire buggy, originally designed to hold a minimum of three 4-gallon tubs of cat litter. This is what the people wanted. And it's happening. They're taking their country back.