Yes you can legally adopt a metal shopping cart and raise it as your child. It was made legal as part of the helmet repeal law a few years back. Rather than shower love, devotion, time and resources on a needy human child, you can instead give that affection to an inanimate, cold, steel wire buggy, originally designed to hold a minimum of three 4-gallon tubs of cat litter. This is what the people wanted. And it's happening. They're taking their country back.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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