The last children's placemat designer was killed today. Drone strike.

He was number two in the organization. His duties included drawing four identical pirate turtles and a fifth with just a few slight differences as well as deciding which corner to adorn with the upside down riddle answers and nerve agent procurement.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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