I've never had a problem sitting completely motionless for hours at a time. I sit, mouth closed, in total silence waiting patiently for instructions, all the while careful never to let my attention drift towards ugly or seditious thoughts. Poised and attentive but never a distraction or burden. I'd be just as glad facing the wall or covered with a sack, whatever you think is best.

You're in charge for a reason. What that might be is certainly no concern of mine. If need be I can busy myself crossing and uncrossing my legs or shift my gaze to the ceiling.

Just make sure I get my sugars…and we all stay the good son.

Chris Weagel

Chris Weagel writes about the intersection of technology and parenting for Wired Magazine. No he doesn't. He can't stand that shit.

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